Love Triangle

You know the classic Love Triangle... you like her, she likes him..... he's homosexually obsessed with you, she wants to get raped by him so she can have his illegitimate son, both of us are sitting on a massive billion-dollar fortune. One time I got my leg cut off by a lawnmower when I was eight, now I have a wooden leg. I was born on a pirate ship, but also ironically, my father was an astronaut and he was born in a space pod. It was all apart of a secret government mission from 1928 to start birthing babies in space. This shit is crazy man, they actually were birthing people. IN fucking space. Anyways... What was I talking about? Oh yeah... the Love triangle.