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As I sit here broken-hearted....

http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/

THE DOG HE BITE ME IN MY VAGINA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSYgikHRt3U

finally

I actually found a copy of that dead-link i posted about a page or two back, it was called "to the woman who crapped in my car":

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at McFadden's sharing that basket of jalapeno poppers while drinking Guiness. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,
Tad

P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early.Touché.

awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA27kLJrHew&feature=channel

A wise man said to me...

"Joe Scarborough might be a better Colbert than Colbert"

To the man-

To the man who has purchased my 1995 Yamaha PSR-220 Keyboard on ebay: Please speak english.

"hi friend let me know how time i have wait after send payment?


hi i need two week for send payment because i have not money now but ,i need this item please wait me thanks


hi i will send payment the next soom waitme


hi i will payment the next sunday thanks"

M.I.A.

Just wondering, but has anyone seen Joe Biden recently?!?!


(this is not the super post- Super post soon to come)

next update...

I swear the next update will be better than all previous updates. I freakin swear.

I am...

So fucking tired, its not even funny.

so....

So I was standing in my kitchen without my shirt on, because it was kind of sunny out and there was a ton of light shining through, and i thought i noticed a third nipple or something near my right one, and I had my arm up behind my hand and i was feeling hte nipple, and the shades I guess were half open and I looked up and with two fingers squeezing my nipple with my right arm behind my head, I was staring eye-to-eye with this super super old lady who lives like 3 houses down.... awkward.

Stay on yo' mothafuckin' toes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

If you haven't seen it by now, its worth a click

Sometimes....

Sometimes, when I'm taking a really hot bath.... I have this fear that I might be cooking myself alive.

"To the woman who crapped in my car"

http://montana.craigslist.org/m4w/1031540635.html

This site has some excellent graphs

Myspace Images LoL

I really didnt think that the Flo-rida endorsment for Mcdonalds could be topped... But this Air brushed photo of the playboy angels would make Michelango himself, proud....

My Official E-Mail to Haagen Dazs

"My name is Alexander Blank, and for as long as I can remember my family delightfully devoured your companies products. Upon Purchasing the new "Five" packaging for Vanilla Bean... I realized how truly serious this marketing campaign was, to match a company that takes it's products very seriously. I decided to go on your website, but I was instantly disturbed by the slogan I read in the upper left hand corner. "Made like no other". This displeased me as a customer, who believes such an ice cream should be Bold! and stand Tall! I am requesting a slogan change for the company. "Haagen Daz" - "We dont F**k around". I seriously hope you will consider my suggestion, so you can restore your deflated image of dominancy, that you have instilled in my mind as a consumer. Thank you, and Good day.

-Alexander M Blank"

I hope they send me a free T-shirt! or better yet change their weak-ass slogan.