"My name is Alexander Blank, and for as long as I can remember my family delightfully devoured your companies products. Upon Purchasing the new "Five" packaging for Vanilla Bean... I realized how truly serious this marketing campaign was, to match a company that takes it's products very seriously. I decided to go on your website, but I was instantly disturbed by the slogan I read in the upper left hand corner. "Made like no other". This displeased me as a customer, who believes such an ice cream should be Bold! and stand Tall! I am requesting a slogan change for the company. "Haagen Daz" - "We dont F**k around". I seriously hope you will consider my suggestion, so you can restore your deflated image of dominancy, that you have instilled in my mind as a consumer. Thank you, and Good day.
-Alexander M Blank"
I hope they send me a free T-shirt! or better yet change their weak-ass slogan.
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