so....

So I was standing in my kitchen without my shirt on, because it was kind of sunny out and there was a ton of light shining through, and i thought i noticed a third nipple or something near my right one, and I had my arm up behind my hand and i was feeling hte nipple, and the shades I guess were half open and I looked up and with two fingers squeezing my nipple with my right arm behind my head, I was staring eye-to-eye with this super super old lady who lives like 3 houses down.... awkward.